• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

  • Apr 15 22:02 with 431,173 notes
    Seduce them with your intelligence, then kill them with your smile.
    ― Unknown   (via housewifeswag)

    (Source: preppylane)


    Apr 15 22:00 with 14,891 notes
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